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I've kind of had enough.

My Hero Academia? More like My Hero SUCKademia!

Cursed image for a cursed thread.

Let's make a list of why Academia is bad:

• The powers are boring
• The drama's too fake — everyone knows the limp-wristed heroes are gonna win easily as always
• The villains are uninteresting pushovers
• A bunch of random high schoolers are somehow OP as fuck, despite simultaneously being weak as balls — none of this is earned
• The world makes no sense and the shit world-building doesn't help
• The whole thing reads like a DC Kids fanfic that got rejected before it was even submitted, but somehow worse
• The fandom

Look, I get why this show is popular. If this was my first shounen I would think it's cool too. I mean, wow, having a main character whose power is based on how hard he grimaces? There's a fucking concept.

haha wan punch amirite my fellow nerds?

BUT HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE THIS SHIT CAME OUT, YOU INDOLENT FUCKPUPPETS?! HOW HAS THIS FANDOM NOT IMPLODED AFTER ALL THE PRESSURE OF BEING SUCKED INTO ITS OWN ASS?

That's basically what korogiri's doing let's be honest

You know why they continuously list out the characters' quirks every time they show up on screen? It's because the target audience is too fucking stupid to remember the half-dozen abilities that aren't emblazoned across the characters' poorly drawn faces.

Fropply looks like someone who managed to fail out of a Downs Syndrome Academy.

This despite having the most allergically autistic fans of any form of media aside from Steven Universe. I'd show you a picture, but my site deserves better. Try googling "reddit meetup" and you'll get the gist. The Academia fans are the ones who should really not have taken their shirts off.

Shiragaki has the right idea.

Honestly, I don't much like to talk about other people's appearances, because there are very few people as naturally pretty as me. But Academia groupies, you do have the capability to not show up as sperg-spewing mental midgets to anyone in your path. Don't cosplay in malls. Don't wear the stupid retard-signal merch outside. And stop drawing your god awful fanart and posting it on tumblr; your art teacher told you you'd never amount to anything for a fucking reason.

You all are literally the reason I voted for Trump, and the only thing I regret about that is he hasn't put you all in the fucking camps yet.

But one more supreme court justice and we have some fucking manga libraries to burn.

Okay, sorry, I think I might have come across a little strong right there. Let's roll it back a bit and find some common ground.

See, I'm politically flexible, I'd be fine with throwing you in the gulag too.

Not fucking once have any of this series' fans ever thought to themselves, "oh, I wonder what other series are like"?! You are literally worse than all those fat, middle-aged Ghibli fans who totes love anime — all two of the tired Nausicaä retreads they've seen. Actually, those are probably your fucking parents, which explains a fucking lot.

Time for some fucking education. Here's some classic shounen manga you absolutely need to read if you wanna have an informed opinion on the series:

• Hunter X Hunter
• Tokyo Akazukin
• Narutaru
• Onani Master Kurosawa
• Anne Freaks

Assuming you're illiterate and can only watch dubbed shounens, I'll also accept the following:

• Hunter x Hunter (2011)
• Harmonie
• Shigofumi
• Shinsekai yori
• Jormungand

Get through those and we'll talk. Till then, I'm keeping this gate to GoodTasteLand closed.

Soz, nerds.

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Source: https://www.crymore.net/2018/05/28/we-need-to-talk-about-boku-no-hero-academia-and-how-shit-it-is/

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